Need your help

August 14, 2008

I like it. My wife is threatening to “gain 500 pounds, wear hot pink lipstick, and never kiss you again” if I don’t shave it. What do you think?

Written by Nick · Filed Under Fatherhood, General, Life

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12 Responses to “Need your help”

CJ Mills on August 14th, 2008 11:31 pm

this is easy - shave all but the stache baby!!!
ryan guard on August 15th, 2008 1:50 am

Are you going through an identity crisis? I know a pastor who bought a little red convertible in the midst of his… and then started bleaching his tips, and wearing clothes from Urban Outfitters, and hanging out with his son Josh at hooka bars… but a goatee might be as cool.
Jason Williams on August 15th, 2008 2:54 am

3 words….

Don’t shave.

Camaro.
Adam on August 15th, 2008 6:08 am

Dude.. ur stats are gonna go through the roof. I did a post on to shave my head or not. 24 comments!! (the most I ever had) craziness. I think it looks cool and would keep it.. that means your OK with never kissing ur wife again.
Brad Ruggles on August 15th, 2008 7:05 am

I would say keep it. But then again, the thought of a 500+ pound wife with pink lipstick that won’t kiss you walking around the house? I don’t know…your call man.
keith Jones on August 15th, 2008 10:23 am

So if you keep the mustache but shave the rest will she only gain 200 pounds and wear light pink?

Personally I would say shave it all… including the head. It’s the only way to go.
Josh Barton on August 15th, 2008 1:21 pm

dude, you look like a guy that hangs out at bowling alley’s and smokes cigs while drinking a miller high life. it’s kinda creepy. but i say keep it. we need more creepy bowling alley guys. (especially in youth ministry)
Scott on August 15th, 2008 2:05 pm

You kind of have a My Name is Earl look. Keep it.
Nick on August 15th, 2008 2:13 pm

hahaha! dang, all you guys had me laughing big time.

@CJ - thinking about it fo sho

@Ryan - please tell me you didn’t just compare me to you-know-who

@JDubb - 1 word: mandydoesntlikeyouanymore thanks for getting my back

@Adam - that was the idea! she cant resist me

@Brad - the thought does scare me, but she does talk a big game
Bruno on August 15th, 2008 2:31 pm

let me just tell you a quick story about what happens when you give into what a woman says regarding facial hair.

in the spring of 07, i was playing baseball for utah. early in the season we went out to cali to play san jose state. my folks surprised me and flew my fiancee (your sister) out. she was excited to see me, but less than excited that i had grown a lucky mustache for the season. she told me that no matter how much she had missed me, she wouldn’t kiss me until i shaved “that thing”. i was torn, but being a man (who hadn’t seen my girl in a couple months) i gave in and trimmed my upper lip.

the next day i got to the yard and the guys gave me crap that i was less of a man and all that. i was able to shrug it off. but then the baseball gods humbled me. i came into the game that day with a 4 run lead and my first save chance of the year. three errors and a walk off double later i had given up 5 runs and had a “L” instead of an “S”… but hey, at least my fiancee would kiss me.

i’m not going to tell you what to do, or what not to do. but if you shave it, don’t be surprised if you start losing….. at life.
Robin S on August 15th, 2008 4:34 pm

Goat is fine, but no Giambi!
Nick on August 15th, 2008 5:20 pm

I have learned a few things here… First, if you ever want blog traffic, post about your body hair. Second, I need to be free to be me. Thanks for the input everyone, this has been quite an experiment! hahahaha!